June 9, 2015

Another Bad Sign

I visited my local supermarket today to pick up milk and ham. While I was waiting to be served at the deli counter, I scanned the offerings in the case. What caught my eye was a sign for “ANTI PASTA.” You will notice that, in the picture below, ANTI PASTA is adjacent to the SPRING SALAD. Surely this is dangerous placement. The salad obviously contains pasta (rotini, apparently). If the pasta and the anti pasta come in contact, they will likely annihilate one another and release enough energy to destroy the supermarket.

ANTI PASTA at the supermarket
ANTI PASTA at the supermarket

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